My Annual

I had my yearly physical exam today.  I went to a new Doctor who happened to be the first male Doctor I've seen in years.  I knew I had gone to the right place when the first words were strip down to your shorts and I'll be right back.  I have not worn underwear in years.  I took off my cloths and waited sitting on his table completely naked until he came in.  I'll give the old guy credit, he did not comment on my nakedness or my piercings.  It turned out to be the most thorough physical I've had in years.  I'm talking hernia, prostate, glands, warts, etc...  it was so hot I had to jack it in the car.

A walk in the Park

My youngest dog Max is staying at my apartment in town now.  He is still not used to a walking schedule and sometimes needs to go out at inconvenient times.  It was 2:00 a.m. this morning when he needed a walk.  I took him to the park down the street wearing only boxers.  We marked a tree together, and then sat on a bench.  I could not help it, I had to take of my boxers and enjoy the night air.  We sat about 15 minutes without a soul in sight. Max got bored so we headed home.  I left my boxers on the bench ;)

Sunday at the Ranch

I spent last Sunday at my ranch.  The weather was perfect for working around the place wearing my favorite work clothes.  That would be; boots, hat, and a 38.  I was doing some trail maintenance when a Border Patrol jeep drove up.  The officer got out of the jeep and said "you're naked sir".  I replied "you're very observant and you're in my back yard, is that a problem?" (I have a 40 acre back yard)  He replied "no, I guess not and have a nice day".  He then drove off.  It was priceless and I wish I could have gotten some pictures.

This Morning

I'm sitting at my desk completely naked.  I have a new neighbor that I invited to stop by for coffee.  I told him to not bother knocking and to just come on in.  I'm getting a slight chubby thinking about it.

Dear Abby, Gotta love her :)

I borrowed this from a post on a Yahoo Group called YMCAnaked.

Following is a legit letter printed in Dear Abby's daily newspaper column. And fellows, Abby is in our corner on this one. What I find amusing is that the letter was written by a woman and my (limited) experience with women in locker rooms is that they have always been more modest then men. Anyway, I found it interesting.


DEAR ABBY: I just joined a gym, and I love everything about it except for one thing -- the ladies' locker room.

I am modest so I use the private changing rooms when getting dressed. There are some women who feel very comfortable walking around in various stages of undress. Not only are they naked, they don't think twice about bending over to get into their lockers, or standing topless while blow-drying their hair.

In a place full of mirrors, seeing all this is difficult to avoid. I don't want to stop using the locker room because it's convenient. Is there anything I can do, or must I put up with the peep shows? -- MISS MODESTY IN PRINCETON, N.J.

DEAR MISS M.: Women in various stages of nudity are not a "peep show." They are par for the course in women's locker rooms everywhere. And yes, there is something you can do: As you pass through on your way in and out, keep your eyes modestly downcast. That way, at most, you will see only a few naked toes. Or visit the gym during hours when the place is not so busy.