My Annual

I had my yearly physical exam today.  I went to a new Doctor who happened to be the first male Doctor I've seen in years.  I knew I had gone to the right place when the first words were strip down to your shorts and I'll be right back.  I have not worn underwear in years.  I took off my cloths and waited sitting on his table completely naked until he came in.  I'll give the old guy credit, he did not comment on my nakedness or my piercings.  It turned out to be the most thorough physical I've had in years.  I'm talking hernia, prostate, glands, warts, etc...  it was so hot I had to jack it in the car.